doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

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Doing the Most

When someone is clearly being extra and overcompensating.

My teacher is doing the most by laughing hysterically at his own jokes says. It's obvious that he tries to be funny to overcompensate for being lame.

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Mountain Do

To do someone on a mountain

Yesterday i had a Mountain Do with Brittany

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do it in the mud

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Did you get any? No, she was ragging it.
What, you don't do it in the mud?

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Do it on LAN

another excuse people use when they get severely owned.

OMG sif you can hs me in a fully open space when your guarding that area and i make enough noise to drown out a coal train at full speed...do it on lan coding fag

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Do it on LAN

Also what n00bs say when they get owned on net, and need to find some excuse

***1337 Player owns n00b with a headshot from glock (legit netcode)
n00b : WTF? thats BS, U CHEATER, DO IT ON LAN!

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do da

Another name for a black person. Mocking the way they talk:
"do da bus stop here"

Look at that do da(pointing to a black person)

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