Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.

Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))

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Your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

J:you're an ass!
A:Yea well... so's your face

G:you arse licker
A:Yea well... so's your face

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screw face

to scower or frown at another
individual
a look of disgust or distaste

" yo dude that cheif just screw faced you as we walked by, come we merk him"

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stink face

When a chick either sits on your face or rubs her ass in it.

There's nothing wrong with getting a stink face from Jennifer Lopez.

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anime face

A series of symbols and characters that make up something that looks like a face. Usually used in online chatrooms, games, and instant messages. Also called an emoticon, but generally used when making a face that looks like something you might see in a Japanese anime. The same anime face can also be represented several different ways, such as ^_^ may be ^^, ^^;, ^-^, etc.

Different anime faces you may see: ^_^, >_>, <_<, v_v, -_-, ;-;, T~T, o_O, O_O, o_o, O_o, etc.

Bob: Hey Brenda.
Brenda: Hi ^_^
Bob: How are you?
Brenda: Not good -_-
Bob: What's wrong?
Brenda: I have lice >_>
Bob: Oh GOD! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Brenda: T~T
Bob: YOU SICK FREAK!
Brenda: It's probably my anime faces... ;-;

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bass face

The face that a DJ or a music listener will make when a beat drops, or if a bassline is particularly compelling and gritty.

"Did you see DJ Sublo's face when that record hit?"

"Yeah, he must really enjoy that track, just look at his bass face! I can see why, this beat is filthy!"

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kermit face

That face you make when you suck your lips inward and downward, just like Kermit the Frog.

OMG dude, that macro just made me Kermit face!

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