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Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.
Created by Lendawg circa 2007.
There will be three hits in the fight;
Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.
the absolutely normal act of two willing participants shoving a knife hilt side first into their rectum and then proceeding to fight each other by flailing their bums at each other.
You sir! I challenge thee the a Bee Fight! En Garde!
When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.
Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs
When two gentlemen face each other with pants down. Both men begin urinating at the same time and fight each other's stream to see whose is stronger.
Andy: I lost the Fire Fight to Brad last night. I'm so humiliated.
Battling an opioid addiction.
I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.
Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”
Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.
It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!