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national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and youโ€™ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt

boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*

by hammmmmmnmmm March 11, 2021


worldwide give your girl your hoodie day

give your girl your hoodie today.

your girl: it's worldwide give your girl your hoodie day

you: omg baby, here you go

by zebymangokiwi September 24, 2019


i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC, is a comical line said in the sonic 2006 real time fandub by snapcube. that's it idk

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC

she's MY gamer girl not eggman

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

bye

im so funny right

by Animated_Marvin January 5, 2022


I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

texting slang for "I don't give a flying fuck" typically used when you couldn't care less.

terry: Yo, I just got my first BJ

Laurence: Dude, I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

by CrungleChugger97 September 17, 2021


National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022