Becuz I Got High

The ultimate site for stoners to submit their "high" stories.

BIGH: I had this guy friend years ago who never bought his own weed. Yet, he was always there and ready to smoke mine. That got old -quick. So I bought a bong shaped like a big erect penis and I started saving money because he refused to hit it! I've still got that Bong, hits nice...becuz i got high

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oye don got a bona

aussie term reffering to male genitalia erecting into a bonage translation to american i have recived a boner

jay gets naked
jeff : oye eu don gave mey a mouy e big bona oye
jay:oye don got a bona too oye

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got his ass packed

To be ass raped, forcefully.

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!

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You Just Got Berged!

A offensive saying that may offend many people. You got Pwned, nOObed, owned, or shanked. Usually for Counter-Strike when some one headshot shanks you. Relating to the Iraqi Beheading incident with Nick Berg. A Threat towards someone by sliding your thumb across you throat like a knife.

Ex. 1
Player 1 : LOL OMFG U JUST GOT BERGED!!
Player 2 : Wtf??!?!!? Berged?
Player 1 : Nick Berg... beheading.

Ex. 2
OHH you got BERGED!!

Ex. 3
I'm gonna Nick Berg you.
Nick Berg.

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Bass has got me

The act of bass hitting one so hard that is actually causes an erected pen1s. In broader terms, any situation when the p3n1s is solid aka non flaccid.

1.
Sam - "Trusst, this tune is 'ard!"
Sean - "Ooah, bass has got me!"

2.
Sam - "One for you cuz"
Sean - "No no, bass will get me"

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still got it flag football

a group of middle aged scrubs attempting to play football

bishop moore all star, foxxy marks plays for the team still got it flag football team

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You got a problem with coach?

Used for when you have a problem, usually with an authority figure.

Yo Ty, you got a problem with coach?

Nah fam he’s annoying tho

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