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Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.
I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.
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A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).
GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?
Old Guy: $800 please.
Guy: <pays> Here you go.
Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.
Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!
Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.
<15 mins>
Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.
Guy: <pays>
Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
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The savior of rock, and the king of rap
Machine Gun Kelly, the greatest artist alive
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good, you clicked my link (if you dida search for guns and roses) if you did than you dont know shit about guns n' roses, well geuss waht?.. you just learned something, that its not guns and roses its guns n' roses...see the difference? this is what people search for if then know a thing or two about them, and knwo hwo to spell it right. anyway...there an almighty band who unfortantlly broke up cuz axl is such a faggot. dotn get me wrong.. i like his voice, but he himself is gay..he made the rest of the band sighn the name over to him or he would leave them, how low is that?!
guns n' roses are teh almighty ones!!!!
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The Art of giving a facial with cheez whiz and semen simultaneously
"Come on baby, lay that wisconsin harpoon gun on me!"
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(n) The act of getting an erection in the presence of a beautiful woman.
Paris Hilton walked into the room and I gave her a Ten Gun Salute.
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I can't decide which is cheesier:
Guns N' Roses
Bon Jovi
Motley Crue
Kid Rock
Poison
Def Leppard
Those bands are so cheesy that Whitesnake is better than all of them.
Adrian Vandenberg or Vai (both were in Whitesnake) alone prove my point.Plus David Coverdale,cheesy though he may be,could sing better than any of those band's singers.
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