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When two blokes get naked and put on glow in the dark condoms, turn the lights off and have sword fights with their cocks.
Hay guys, how about we have a game of giant hard on collider? I’m gonna smash you up with my luminous cock sword.
The practical experience of life, including hardship and disappointments.
Often used by those who couldn't/didn't go to college for whatever reason and instead went through hardships and disappointments.
He pulled himself up by the bootstraps and made his way through the school of hard knocks.
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A) the Beatles' first movie that hit the big screens in 1964. Has the same name as the album also released that year.
B) one of Ringo Starr's many idiosyncrasies
C) a cooler way of saying "I've had a tough day."
George: How was your day, then?"
Ringo: rubbish, really. It was a hard days night, you know.
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when a girl with little tits trys real hard to make it look like somethings there.
she ain't hot she got try hard tits
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A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.
"I'm through playing around now. Let's see how he likes the high hard one."
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Words a female would use during sexual intercourse
Shandaquafius: Oh Requisition fuck me hard right in the pussy!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!
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The one thread on the Facebook group Honest Travs Virtual Dive bar for singles where you can post your sexy selfie with the hope of getting laid. Creepy and extremely thirsty comments from females are not only acceptable, they are encouraged.
Karen: I posted a selfie on fuck hard friday and now I have 100 friend requests and a bunch of dick pics in my inbox
Beth: you should start an onlyfans
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