Parents should have bought a tv

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.

Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.

have anal sex with aux day

Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)

"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"

i have to think about things

The female que in every relationship that it's time to gather up your shit and leave

Girlfriend/What she says-"Sorry, but i have to think about things"
Girlfriend/What she means-"It's time for you to go."

Does kyler have a small penis

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong

Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

i want to have sex with jada

i want to eat tacos

i want to have sex with jada while eating tacos

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

Ur mom have big gae

An insult so bad that even shrek AND shaggy will die because of big gae

shrek: ur mom gae
person: ur mom have big gae