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A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.
Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
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SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home
Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"
..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...
Wife "where are you?"
Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"
Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;
"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"
When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after
I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so
Where minority parents threaten to disown you and send you away forever.
Mom: "Did you talk back again?"
Dad: "Son, pack your things right now, we are sending you to THE HOME!"
Son: "Oh my god no please no please don't do this, PLEASE not THE HOME, why are you doing this?!"
Dad: "We're doing this because we love you."
A way to respond to the comment section to a person who appears to be a Russian troll seeing division.
TotallyAnAmerican: Look at the picture; it’s all Hispanic protesting.
This is what we (democrats) get for supporting immigrants, Spanish language and DEI?
AnActualAmericanDemocrat: Go home comrade.