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1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.
Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
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stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.
Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.
Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.
Lindsay-Oh.
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the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake
"dude, what's that smell??"
"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."
"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"
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when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person
Him: oh my, i just came in my pants
Her: your such a squishy pants
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1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.
2) a real cool invention
ummm, pie pants...
...and that's how pie pants saved the world
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What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.
During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.
Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.
Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?
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1)pants worn when your pissed off at someone and nobody ants to deal with you
Hannah wheres pissy pants everyday even when she thinks she isnt wearing them
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