a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or βnoticesβ.
1000 followers?? Iβm in my niche internet microcelebrity era
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A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
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An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").
"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11
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Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship
I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick
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Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:
xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-
dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly
man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle
lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!
WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.
dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
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Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
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An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.
"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"
-Overused comment.
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