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Living Legend... He is known by the chicken nugget master. At times he can pull risky stunts on his bike which helps with the ladies.
Jack Morgan loves chicken Nuggets
A factual telling of a situation or story.
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off
"Did you get sex last night?"
"No, I just got a flappy jack."
Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids
i just got one punched by jack colorful
When you steal a car, and masturbate while you're driving it, and you're going to a gang fight or to pick up friends, or something else social
🎶 4 wheels down while we're jacking in hilltown 🎶