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When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.
My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.
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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
National Jerk and a Wipe Day
Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.
References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch
I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.