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worthless scientologist scumbag
John Travolta practices scientology and needs to be punished for his sins
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The epitome of a dickless faggot.
Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.
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The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.
The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.
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to be constipated so badly that it feels as if you are carrying 40 lbs of poop. Legend says John Wayne died with this much fecal matter in his body
I was really john waynin' it the first four days of my vacation!
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A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.
Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.
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1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.
2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop
Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk
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take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.
damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer
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