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A lesbian who has had sex with a man, but knew that she hated it at that moment.
Girl 1: OMG Did you have sex with Joey last night?
Girl 2: Yes. I hated it. I'm a total silver star lesbian.
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Bisexual people who don’t understand they’re still bi even if they have a preference towards a certain gender
“I’m a bi/pan lesbian!”
Do you even know what does words mean?
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The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.
aka Really hot lesbian sex.
Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!
24👍 12👎
When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
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What the two girls in Barbie Princess Charm School do on the weekends.
The music girl: Babe want to do some Barbie Lesbian Bondage?
The soccer girl: Totally, babe.
5👍 1👎
In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
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Two lesbians scissoring while on their periods
My girlfriend and I had a lesbian knife fight last night- it was epic
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