Random
Source Code
Random
Living without a care for what you're wearing or what people think of you.
dumb cunt: omg are those cum stains on your tee?
me: whatever dog, scrub life.
27👍 11👎
To proceed to attempt to obtain and width-hold enough information to define the word "universe" as clearly and deeply as possible.
Mathematics and Scientific research is the key to having a successful life.
1👍 7👎
A smart way of saying "Life is a bitch!". Someone who has oppressed anger and fed up with life, yet at the onset wants to look normal, would use a phrase like that. Gives the connotation that the user of the phrase is very happy-go-lucky, but on closer examination one realizes that the user is going through a hard time.
Heard it in one of the sayings "Sex, booze, rock and roll; Weed, speed and birth control; Life's a beach and then you die; so fuck the world and let's get high"
131👍 75👎
The life of a person who is more extreme than goth that has been living this way for most of their lives. Basically it's the way that person lives their life with heavy makeup, dark clothing, and a lot of body piercings.
tim: bob, why are you emo?
bob: i've been this way for like. . . ever.
tim: why do you enjoy piercing your face and cutting your self
bob: this is my emo life. if you dont like it. . . . . i wont care. cuz that's the way i live
25👍 10👎
When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".
She got mad after I gave her the Circle of Life last week.
90👍 50👎
Can be defined in a few ways.
1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the ass
Life's a bitch, get the best of her.
22👍 9👎
A cheap, yet refreshing beer made by the best American brewing company.
There are two choices when it comes to beer: Miller High Life, or Miller High Life Light
170👍 102👎