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Has a large penis
I wish my boyfriend was thick like mike.
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A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft
Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“
Potato “I ate him”
Sauce “OMFG”
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A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
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Adios My Feces, used after taking a particularly heartfelt dump but before flushing. Wishes your brown offspring a good journey from their porcelain altar.
Alpha Mike Foxtrot! we shall meet again some day!
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An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.
The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.
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A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.
"I'm gonna give her some one-eyed Mike up her Wazowski. I'm gonna sully her good."
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A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community
(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Eating Mike Tyson's ass