A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains
I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.
A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp
Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut
He has such a jagged mountain
James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!
Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb.
Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!