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N. An individual who normally acts like a friend to you and asks you the names of any good and/or underground songs/bands/remixes you play in their presence. This individual proceeds to spread this song to other people though word of mouth or social networking sites as if they found it in order to make themselves look "cool" and simultaneously destroy any possible awesomeness the music may have possessed before your so-called "friend" whored it out to the world.
Bob: Dude Nick is so awesome. He listens to Knowmads and he's so cool sharing all this good music with everyone.
Stephen: Nah man, hes a music succubus. He stole all that music from me and decided to ruin it by showing it to everyone he knows.
Bob: Oh, what a tool.
Music that expresses the sentiment of "Mom, you don't understand me" and "All I want to do skate and thrash"
Sloppy Punk Rock
Psychedelic Pop Punk
New Age Skater Thrash
I saw Pancho and the Wizards at the Warehouse on Mars, that was some dope burger music
Someone who is like crazy into musical theater. They'll go to any musical, play, or thing having to do with theater thats in the area.
Uh leah is such a musical fruit all she does is go to musicals on the weekend!!!
Constantly shoved down your throats and the music videos get 90% of the views from 13 year olds jerking off.
"Mate, have you seen this new shit pop song from Nicki Minaj? This pop music is so shit!" "Yeah, I've jerked off to it 4 times already!"
My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, and The Used are not emo music like everyone says.
Clearly, these people have never heard of bands like Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Underoath, AFI, Jimmy Eat World, Alexisonfire, Story Of The Year, Senses Fail, and From First To Last, which are real emo bands. And if these bands aren't emo, what is?
Like I've said before, bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, and Death Cab For Cutie are NOT emo music.
Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.
Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.
Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.
God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.