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A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.
The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
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When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.
This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:
Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like
Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
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When more than two people; ie a group, participate simultaneously in a high five
Person 1: Dude that was totally awesome!
Person(s) 2,3,4 etc: Hell Yeah!
Person 1: Group High Five!!!!
All participants high 5 with the person next to them whilst using any and all available hands.
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When u put ur first in her pussy and splay the fingers. "Jazz hands"
She was a freak. I gave her the five finger splay
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A high five of special fineness; and or results in the highest of quality.
Tyler and Chris gave the most deluxe high five to each other, that the earth shook, birds sang, and Arnold Schwarzenegger nodded in approval.
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Five Dock Fudging.
Is the practice of inserting ones fist inside your partners anus and flexing the fingers, til they climax. Then when removed it appears as if you have buttery chocolate fudge covered fist. Much better straight after Anal sex.
Jane: Hey darling im bored with this, would you like a Five Dock Fudging?
Jack: Would I ever! then we can have Fudge.
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(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
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