Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

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Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!

short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.

Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..

Short sharpy

A quick beer with one of the boys

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”

Short Bus Alumni

Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni

If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"

short tits

The most beautiful girl at an ambulance company.

Man shes a real short tits.

Short neck

You know those type of people

Hey look at that guy I think he’s a short neck

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)