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In the ghetto, someone might refer to a cheap drink as a short dog, most likely a two dollar silo of beer or something similar.
Yo! Pick me up a short dog when you go down to the store.
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to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
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The act of tittyfucking a chick after giving her a Cleveland Steamer.
Stacy: "I'm hungry. I could go for a chilli dog for lunch."
Mark: "I'm there! You strip down, I'll go take some Exlax!"
Stacy: "....What?"
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A car, usually late 60's-70's era American muscle car, that is left in primer, and built up to beastly proportions, giving it a rough, loud, aggressive presence.
"My friend's 500 horsepower, primered '70 Chevelle is a real junkyard dog..."
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A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
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Something that is made only to be destroyed.
The doll, like a straw dog, was made for the sole purpose of being destroyed.
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