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The latest and greatest term for Pittsburgh Steelers head coach, Mike Tomlin. The prime example of being so woefully unprepared that you ruin a great franchise but continue to act like a smug dick head.
“Wow did you see the Steelers get blown out by two 2-10 teams back to back AT HOME?!? That Mike Tomlin really is a Lord Niggerface!!!”
The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.
Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.
Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.
In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
when someone gets mad so they proceed to say oh my lord in a karma way
oh my lord do your work now
Spum Lord is an insult to call someone a moronic cum brain in public without using such harsh vocabulary
*some kid with a loud speaker blasting music in a common area acting like a complete fool and disturbing the peace*
“Hey Spum lord turn that shitty music down and go do something productive”
A female that wants so much chivalry that she doesn't understand it hurts feminism. Other definitions of simplord hurt simps.
She wanted to be a simp lord, however, she was only a slut.