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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020


Low five

When you relate to someone for something sad or feeling sad & depressed.

"Bro I'm feeling lonely"

"low five then"

by Themohaimin March 31, 2021


muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 7, 2014


Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 9, 2020


low-fiving

Instead of hi-fiving, low-fiving. Bring your hands down to your side and push one out at another person's hand = low-fiving. Or, hold hand out, palm up and allow someone to slap your hand = low-fiving.

My friend and I were low-fiving under our desks so the teacher couldn't see us.

by dancerfeet May 25, 2012


Low tech lowger

When someone is not caught up with technology.

Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.

Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!

by Byefilicia November 6, 2022


des ist low

If a friend did something bad or selfish you call him low

Christian went to the cinema without me, DES IST LOW

by Abenator December 25, 2016