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My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017


The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

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Rust In Piece

When one is so far ahead of their competition it no longer remains entertaining

The home team was a Rust in Piece

by the generic turtle March 11, 2022


piece of the rock

question asked by many gay men in California during the early AIDS crisis. Underground lingo for did you sleep with actor Rock Hudson.

Wayne asked Darren has he has a piece of the rock.

by calfisox May 6, 2007


National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021


Round piece of shit

Calliou

You're a fucking round piece of shit.

by bagofceasersalad June 28, 2016


DIME PIECE

PARKERS HOT ASS SISTER

DAMM U SEE THAT DIME PIECE?
YEAH THATS PARKERS SISTER RIGHT THERE?!?!?!?!?

by that aint a word December 23, 2021