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Ghost Whipping Retards

Chastising or yelling at a drunk or otherwise stupid person for unacceptable behavior.

When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....

by Buck Futt February 23, 2010

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Retard-O-Bot

A Tampa-based band fronted by writer, singer, and self-proclaimed adventure seeker Peter Pepper whose sound is characterized by aggressive rock influences contrast by pop and quirky electronic elements as well as sometimes fun, sarcastic and emotional lyrics presented in interesting ways.

Could be described as part of the following modern musical movements: fringe-pop, post-industrial, electro-punk, techno punk, technemo, though it has to be noted that they do not fall wholly into these movements and often act to bridge these and other genres.

Tour History: Foxy Shazam, Combichrist, Black Light Burns (Wes Borland), Screaming Mechanical Brain, Mindless Self Indulgence, Creature Feature, Kill Hannah, The Medic Droid, Downtown Brown, Suicide City, American Head Charge, Tub Ring, Genitorturers, Crossbreed, The Toilet Boys, Dog Fashion, Disco, Curse Mackey (Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface), Pitbull Daycare, The Independents, Wesley Willis, Showbread, Deadstar Assembly.

Have you heard the new Retard-O-Bot record yet?

by fantastic87 August 19, 2009

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Based Retard Gang

Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as π”…β„œπ”Š) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that β€œBRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music made to fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be allied with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

β€œBased Retard Gang is my life”
β€œBRG saved me”

by mjag August 5, 2023

32πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Super retard strength

When people of lower IQ fire up do to their inbuilt animal desires when angered

George Fitzgerald was doing personal exercise with people of low IQ and he angered one. Super retard strength ensued and he was assaulted not only mentally, but physically

by The Learned August 24, 2011

30πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Go full retard

when an actor portrays a mentally disabled character as *totally* mentally disabled, with few if no redeeming values. Oftentimes in Hollywood, actors are known to sink to the lowest common denominator, and try to play mentally disabled characters in what are really shameless attempts to win audience and critic sympathy, in what is usually a desperate bid for an Oscar. Sometimes, playing a mentally disabled character actually *does* result in winning an Academy Award, so long as you *don't* "go full retard":

That is, the mentally disabled character *should* face some obstacles, but also have some redeeming values (an "idiot savant"). For example, Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man" was "mentally disabled" but he was really an autistic mathematical genius. Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump" was mentally handicapped, but it still a very functional individual and in his own way, charming in his honest if simple morality to people me meets, and further, he has some real above-average talents, such as being an Olympic-level ping pong player and an excellent long-distance runner.

However, this doesn't work if the actor's performance as the mentally disabled character has *absolutely* no redeeming values and is indeed "full retard" mode: a character that is utterly handicapped mentally and really has no "hidden surprise talents"; this ends up just being a film following an average mentally disabled person around for the whole run time.

Such was infamously the case with Tugg Speedman's flop movie "Simple Jack". That is not to say that Speedman gave a lazy performance: on the contrary, he spent untold hours studying mentally disabled people until he could perfectly imitate what such a person would act and sound like.

The problem is...that's not what Oscar-voters want to see. They don't want to see the struggles of a mentally disabled person in everyday life. What gets the Oscar votes in such performances are unrealistic "idiot-savants" who while mentally handicapped, might be really good at mathematics, or a good painter, etc. etc.

In and of itself, this means that ironically, Hollywood isn't actually interested in films about what real mentally handicapped people are like; they're interested in movies about characters who have a few mental handicaps, but are also capable of unrealistically extraordinary things.

What Speedman did, actually trying to portray a character as *fully* mentally handicapped without any "hidden talents", is a death sentence for a film.

This is why actors in films that actually portray what real-life mentally handicapped people are like, such as Cuba Gooding Jr in "Radio", or Sean Penn in "I Am Sam", have failed to win Oscars for their performances.

In short, an actor should never "go full retard" if they expect to make a successful Oscar vehicle.

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man. Looked Retarded. Acted Retarded. NOT retarded. He could count toothpicks, cheat at cards. Autistic. Sure. NOT retarded. Tom Hanks' Forest Gump. Slow? Yes. Retarded? Maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon, and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded! Peter Sellers, "Being There", infantile? Yes. Retarded? No.

You went full retarded man. You never go full retard.

Don't believe me? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I am Sam. Went full retard. Went home empty handed."

by William Rookwood August 14, 2008

314πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


retarded fish frog

A statement made by Mrs. Garrison in the South Park two parter episodes where Cartman freezes himself.

"Do you mind telling me why my daughter thinks she's a retarded fish frog!?"

by unhunkyguy February 5, 2009

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


retarded ass nigga

a variation of "Dumbass nigga"
this is mainly used in arguments online and the guy ur arguing with says some retarded shit

guy1: 1+1=5, dumbass

guy2: its 2 retarded ass nigga

by ImgageKing April 7, 2023

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž