In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party
Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?
Person 1 wait what
Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night
When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.
I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.
Rice that is one quarter Indian. It will probably compulsively lie and intrude on other people's homes.
Comes to Your House:
On the phone"Hey it's My Cool Rice! Dude, lets talk about our music! I'm coming now"
A girl fills her pussy with Rice Krispies, and then squirts milk into her boyfriend’s mouth from her tits. The boyfriend then eats the cereal from her pussy.
Woah bro, you’re so lucky, my girlfriend never gives me a rice krispy treat.
A Rice Krispy Treat of weed and dab wax in a bowl pack that you are about to smoke.
i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯