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Gettin A Blow Job When Taking A Shit.
That Bitch Gave Me A Rusty Flush
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Have you seen the size of David's Rusty Wedge? I let David stick his Rusty Wedge in my yeasty fuck hole. It was alright until David got his Rusty Wedge out.
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Referring to a man/woman who has had so much anal sex that they're 'pipes' (asshole) has become bloody.
When a girl with bright red hair gives you head and throws her hair forward over your shaft giving it a nice red hue.
When you punch a girl in the mouth and then she gives you head.
a frigid woman who does not put out and therefore has allowed her 'pipes' to become corroded.
"Louis, did you just take a bloody shit? I think Ian may have rusted your pipes"
Ian: Did you do anything with Caitlin the other night?
Louis: Yea man she gave me a rusty pipe, she was amazing!
Louis: I heard Chris Brown likes rusty pipes
Caitlin: oh, that's why he beat Rihanna!
Helen Keller couldn't speak, hear, see, and apparently get laid, cause that bitch had some rusty ass pipes.
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when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.
I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.
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when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a
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joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap
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The Sexual Position/Act of coercing your significant other to eat your asshole, and then proceeding to kick her out of your live-in situation following the tossing of said salad.
"Dude, Kelley totally tossed my salad and the moment she was done, I told her to move all her shit out of the house or I was calling the cops. She got hit with the Rusty Arnoff!
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