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second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023


Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game

A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.

by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021


sester-second-cousin

Sester-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.

My sester-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021


sester-second cousin

Child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin or are the child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s half-first cousin.

My sester-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019


Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.

It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.

by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020


ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010


the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.

?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023