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A Bagel who gets very angry often.
Darnell Phinkelberry the second is a funny little man.
“I love my mama but I love my second mama more because she gives me my “medication””.
a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”
i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group
my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned
The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her
Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.
The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.
Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds
National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds
The average time between the clapping of booty cheeks during twerking
Mike: We’re gonna be late for the party
Josh: Don’t worry we’ll be there in a booty second