Dude you are looking up shoes what you need to do is look down.
Something you put on your foot
Look a thingy to put on your foot. Yeah thats a shoe.
Things you put on your feet. It helps your feet not be so dirty and disgusting.
What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.
John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it
Used to descibe Bailey's Irish Liquor when people who shouldn't know you're drinking are around.
"You know what this Monster Irish Blend tastes like?"
"What?"
"Shoe."