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Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021


unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner February 01, 2017


Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019


shoe-shoing

To lie about a person, place or thing. To be dishonest in one's approach or beliefs.

Teddy be shoe-shoing about the h03s he's got.

Shoe-shoing is just an old school way to say someone is capping!

by NITTY GRITTY April 21, 2023


sour shoes

Shoes that smell so bad that it’s sour

Ew that smells sour shoes

If you dont clean those you’ll get sour shoes

by Anti Anonymous December 22, 2019


tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 September 10, 2017


Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 14, 2025