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An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.
Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.
An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.
Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
Like Netflix and Chill, but with weed and music.
Friend: what'd you do with Amanda last night?
Me: got super baked and fucked to Chvrches
Friend: ah, good old Bongers & Smash
a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.