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Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.

"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)

by Dr. SuckNBlow June 29, 2011


Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy April 12, 2016


Suck a dick dumbshits

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

by Scooby-Doo. December 2, 2020


Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

by Riversucker3637 August 2, 2017


Suck My Opinion

When someone disagrees or won't accept your opinion, you tell them to metaphorically suck your opinion. To which they will suck until they understand/agree with your opinion.

"I like English"
"No."
"Suck my opinion, loser."

by Momentius January 8, 2021


Suck dick December

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick

Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December
Girl “ where do you wanna go

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off

by Locus788 November 4, 2019

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Don’t suck the right

A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm

Guy 1: you’re so dumb

Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive

by Random person ignore me April 24, 2018