The Super Bowl

the natinal championship of football

the minnesota vikings should easily be able to win the super bowl this year

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Super Soaker

Can be anything that is soooo cool it soaks the panties of every girl that sees it

"hey Tommy, did you get a new car?" "yeah, its a corolla" "alright man, total super soaker!"

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Super Straight

A code word used by closeted gay men to find brothels, and other homosexual sex services / recruit partners for said homosexual intercourse.

Man 1: hey dude, wanna go to the Super Straight bar with me?
Man 2: of course!

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super poke

The act of banging a bitch while she's on facebook

I super poked shannon last night while she was on facebook!

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super straight

straight people who need an excuse to be transphobic so made up a word so they can pretend they're disprivileged

Guy 1: I'm super straight, I only date women who can reproduce.

Guy 2: So you're transphobic then? Wait, you would never adopt even with a cisgender woman either?

Guy 1: I didn't say that, I said I'm not transphobic I just have a preference.

Guy 2: So you would date a trans man who could have kids?

Guy 1: No, I don't want to date someone who's tran-

Guy 2: So you're transphobic.

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super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the 6th day, God super queefed humanity into existence

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super nipple

a way of discribing something that is large in size and quite in explainable.

that thing was so super nipple it coulda been a black dude's dick!!

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