Comic Sans talk

Noun.

1. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that one should never use Comic Sans. Ever. For any reason.

2. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that there are certain design choices that must be avoided at all costs. This usage generally connotes weary resentment and/or condescension, and that the explainee is in a position of irritating authority over the explainer.

1. "Lester sent me the document and asked me to forward it to the printer, but after noticing his choice of fonts, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with him."

2. "The Interim Director kept insisting that we use a photo collage graphic with some clip art for the cover of the annual report, so to save the reputation of the organization, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with her."

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We need to talk....

If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!

Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'

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we need to talk

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.

Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."

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we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

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Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

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very close talking

1. the point in a conversation right before a possible kiss when you are standing with your faces awkwardly close, but still talking

2. a euphemism for kissing

1. From the Bounty Hunters episode of "Psych":
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.

2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."

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Talking Tom Cat

The worlds most annoying Apple App that all kids age 4-13 just love to play with.

me - if that little kid plays with that fucking cat one more time im gonna slap that itouch out of his hands!

little kid - hi im talking tom cat i like milk :)))

me - >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!

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