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(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.
Your girl did what to you?
She black assed me man, I nutted in 3 seconds.
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A black supremist that wants death to any white or jew.
Generally they are U.S. government funded like Rev.(I'm unsure why he should be granted the title Rev. seeing as the only things he preaches are directed toward the death of the white man) Al Sharpton.
Rev. Al Sharpton and his legion of followers, white cowardly democrats included, are black nazi's
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a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day
I got black monday off.
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Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.
According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
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The Black Parade is the new name of My Chemical Romance's newest album, which came out last year. But, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so The Black Parade is a Celebration of Death. It is also focused around "The Patient" and you can find a picture of "The Patient" on photobucket.
Long Live The Black Parade!
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The reason we can no longer look forward to Fridays or the weekend. The worst singer ever to make an official music video and have millions of hits on youtube.
Did you see that new song "Friday" by Rebecca Black?
I watched 10 seconds and wanted to rip my eyes out and destroy my ear drums.
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When a person expresses themselves and another, over rules what they are saying. This shows their lack of sympathy and empathy towards anyone but themselves. They are degrading the first person as if what they are saying is pointless. As shown in the example, the second person does not care for the first persons opinion, but only want to reflect their own achievements, by Black-cating others.
Person 1: I have so much pain in my lower back...
Person 2: Yea the pain in my back is really killing me.
The second person doesnt care for what the first person sed, and is trying to outdo, and in turn is Black-catting him/her
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