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Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.
“Ew, what’s that smell?”
“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”
Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.
This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.
When you overact in front of the camera
Playin up for social media
I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording
She is totes a ham for the gram!
When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!
H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.
Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?
When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.