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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

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Island Renter

A white person who rents an island because they have a lot of money. But also is doing various nefarious activities on said Island. There will be no remorse and no admittance from the person labeled. But everything definitely happened.

Jeffrey Epstein that fuckin Island Renter he probably didn't kill himself.

by GayRick September 13, 2023


Whineheke Islander

Someone who comes from Waiheke Island to live in Northland and then complains endlessly about everything. Whether it's the dusty metal roads, the top dressing planes. the mooing of cows at night, the neighbour's fire, the possums in the bush or the traffic on the road, a Whineheke Islander will bitch and moan about it all. Distinctly different from a Papamoaner, although many Whineheke Islanders do live in Paparoa.

If you Whineheke Islanders don't like it here, why don't you fuck off back to Waiheke and leave us in peace.

by Fucken' really? February 29, 2024


Norfolk island

A Territory located in Oceania (Yes Oceania the continent is not called Australia.)
Norfolk islands flag Is green with a white rectangle in the middle which displays a pine tree in the white of the flag.

Geography dude:Hey have you heard of Norfolk Island?
Not so smart man:No, Where is it located?
Geography dude:It’s in Oceania!
Not so smart man:Isn’t that continent called Australia?
Geography dude:Dude, Australia is a country that’s in Oceania.

by Moss rock January 2, 2023


Gilligan's Island

Any environment where no one is getting off.

The alley between 3rd and 4th street is no Gilligan's island.

by Sir H.C. Notneb March 25, 2023


ohio island

Someone that is totally out of sync with normal society and has no clue what the mainland is like

Wow gwena is so out of sync with us mainlanders. She's an Ohio islander

by Ohio islander June 18, 2014


Barryland Islands

A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.

If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.

by QuacksO November 19, 2021