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Kaan Academy

A place were barlophobes learn, grow, and don't fall for the modern day Gen z bullshit . Go to www.mhmniggernuta.com/KaanAcademy to start your free trial!

*disclaimer* No relation to Khan academy

Person A: Omg I came out to Samantha as a Barlo and told her I want Barry Bee Benson in my bed. Then she bitch slapped me so hard I lost my 6 teeth and 8 braincells

Person B: She must have graduated from Kaan Academy. We better report this to twitter.

by Dojyaaan! June 9, 2022


Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy

Full of wannabe gangstas who have nothing else to do with their life but fail school, smoke Juul, and look like the most fucking depressing skibidi beta wolfs ever! Level 69 gyatt dumptruck around every corner. BBC blowjob room at 172. Like, little bros really thinking they tough for beating one milimeter defeating, cockshot beating, "hardcore" vapers. 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy is a place with only sluts.

by Skibidi Alpha rizla wolf 69 February 7, 2024


The Kingston Academy

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.

Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out

by Little Nigel May 28, 2024


Iceni Academy Methwold

This is a prison. They support racists, homophobia, prejudice, discrimination, a certain support officer and a student who are in a relationship. Call CPS, this place needs to be shut down x

Oh hey! Look! The local prison. Iceni Academy Methwold

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024


Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.

"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."

by @ch7@ July 13, 2023


nurt academy

Nurt Academy is a non-profit organization with a goal to help others prepare for tests and homework.

bro, have you heard of nurt academy. it gave me an ezy 100 on my test. try it out bro.

by ishmama September 16, 2020


notre dame academy

Notre Dame Academy in West LA is a really good school but with a bad rep. People are too quick to judge nda girls just because they go to school there. Not all of us are losers and fat and ugly or dykes. We are actually really chill down to earth girls. We have lots of guy friends at loyola but we don’t get down on our knees for them like marymount girls. We may have the reputation of being “uncool” and lame but at least we aren’t filthy sluts and we actually have dignity. Nda girls are nice, funny, humble, and pretty.

Person 1: “Hey what are you doing tommrow night?”

Guy 2: “Going to hang out with some really hot nda girl”

Guy 1: “Ew you mean notre dyke

Guy 2: “No i mean Notre Dame Academy. You know man she’s really nice and hot and she’s not a slut like those marymount girls. She’s cool and it doesn’t matter what school she goes to”

by Gryphonbish May 24, 2018