can of whoop ass

A can of very strong beer.

Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!

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Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

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Run While You Can

Meme used by thousands of people.

Generally used in IRC chat rooms.

Can be used in conjunction with It's a trap.

Person1: Open the door.
Person2: NOO! IT'S A TRAP! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

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Can you speak English

Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.

Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw

Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”

That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”

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Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

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Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

God, Garbage Can Lid rules!

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Can You Feel the Sunshine

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.

Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

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