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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon February 5, 2012

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Cookie Game

a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.

Guys, lets go play the cookie game. My moms asleep.

by mainmanllama November 3, 2022

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Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 21, 2010

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Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties

Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies

by The_aftermN December 15, 2017

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Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

by Mustaj March 6, 2019

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Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.

Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.

by Malware. January 12, 2019

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Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.

"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"

by John Furydamn September 27, 2018

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