shop fly

A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.

"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."

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Flying Dolphin

When one is eloping with his girl in the water and she then proceeds to queef so hard that she shoots out of the water like a dolphin.

My friend fucked this girl so hard that she did a flying dolphin.

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Flying V

A group of ducks flying in the air....

women usually do this on the ground, resembling the Flying V

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flying spacecow

Slang for any type of sexually transmitted disease uncommon but fun to use nonetheless.

Patrick: Man, I think I got a flying spacecow two nights ago this is not good.

Spongebob: Dude thats harsh, is it treatable?

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fly

a. Fuck it.
b. Live life for the moment.
c. Be easy.
d. Kick off your and quite possibly relax your sox.
e. Let it go.

Fly can be found in the following words:

"ill (amounts)"
"bomb"
"mad"

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flying sex snakes

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball

I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes

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flying cum god

when a man grows wings and begins to fly with a light on his back while cumming, to emanate a god cumming
this can also be used on people then it will be known as a flying cum god lord.

i was walking in the park and some guy pulled a flying cum god on the tree and I ran so it didn't become a flying cum god lord.