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A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.
Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french
When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.
Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.
A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.
Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.
This is a slower version of a French Kiss (that one is more of a sexual kiss -- a faster paced one)...
Hey... that was one good kiss that you gave me... I thought it seemed like a romantic french kiss to me.
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A sign of the apocolypse
French win a war, the earth is doomed
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Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.
Student: Search: "french military Victories."
GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.
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The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.
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