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Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
A list where nigga's get put on. So they get jumped on sight.
Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho
the best band alive. see jay clifford
i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
Verb: The act of masturbating and jumping simultaneously.
Jayce was totally pleasure jumping in the tent. He thought we wouldn't hear.
Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.
I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"