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The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen
Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh
Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad
Ladies who munch = women who like scissoring et al...
a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.
The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!
This act requires 2 participants and a set of anal beads. Each participant will insert an end of the string of beads, and continue as such, until they are met with each other's butt cheeks and their anuses "kiss", like in the much loved Disney classic, Lady and the Tramp. May also be done with a dildo.
He asked me if I wanted to do the Reverse-lady-and-the-tramp, it doesn't get more romantic than that!
the act of a man or woman applying ejaculate in their hair and eyebrows until dry.
oh man I turned her into a Bolivian lunch lady last night.
Transgendered "ladies" who sashay around nights in the Vieux Carré New Orleans where they "Hug the wick" for a few dollars and a drink. Frequently found on Burbon Street from Bourbon Street to Esplanade.
Geeze I had too much to drink and picked up one of those "New Orleans Ladies" last night. He was pretty good though! Be careful though, they'll take your wallet "roll you like a river".
Carole fucking Baskin, the crazy cat lady, fed her husband to the tigers.
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