When sitting on your feet and or shoe the buttocks we'll be flat as a sole of a shoe.
Stop sitting on ya feet you gonna have Shoe Booty.
Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*
“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”
A person that is angry and has issues.
I was at a friends the other day and they needed to be slapped as he was hot in their shoes.
1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.
2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.
"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."
"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."
A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.
"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "
4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
A pair of white shoes, sometimes with a placard bearing the name of the victim, placed where a pedestrian died. Memorial of the person who was fatally injured at that location.
Today, I saw a new pair of ghost shoes on a utility pole at the intersection where that pedestrian was killed last week.