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The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.
I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.
The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.
Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.
When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.
I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).
The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise
When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse
He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked