A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.
"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"
a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.
Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.
Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.
“Man look at that Uncle over there”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”
Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”
touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay
uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it
1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy