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George Washington is a 2008 19 year old born in 1732
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The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(
skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
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Someone who looks like a 45 year old women
Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL
you look like a 45 year old women wa wa wee wa
GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound
9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.
insert earrape oof sound
A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.
I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.